About me
I was born in Norway in 1968. As a modern-day viking, I have travelled to many countries and cultures, meeting many souls along the way. I have a never-ending desire to communicate with other beings. About everything and nothing at all.
My name is Lena (layna). I have lived a very adventurous life, full of highs and lows. These experiences have given me wisdom and insights into life – generating empathy, compassion and understanding.
Here is a poem with a few highlights from my life:
Some may have seen me
in my diamond shaped life
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Some may have seen me riding a camel in the Canary Islands
Or trekking alone for days in the Himalayas
Some may have seen me walking across the Golden Gate Bridge
Or climbing the stairs of that cathedral in Paris
Some may have seen me atop a Mayan pyramid
In the middle of the jungle deep in Mexico
Others saw me on a lake in Nepal
Some may have seen me falling out of the sky
In a parachute over Monterey Bay
Others saw me in jazz clubs in New Orleans
Chased by riding police down cobble stoned streets
Some may have seen me strolling through New York City
Others may have seen me on a plane across the USA
Commuting L.A., Burbank, Las Vegas, Chicago on Southwest
But banned from United, oh what a story some of you have
Few have seen me feeding wild sheep and bulls
Many have heard my voice set to music in clubs
Some may have seen me dance in a trance
At Sting concerts in the Southwest when love was sacred and free
Some met me while walking Venice Boulevard wearing a wig
Who says a woman can't run for president?
Some may have seen me young and tan in the Bahamas
Others saw me in Puerto Vallarta with a mojito in my hand
One opened his heart in his heaven above Michigan Lake
Many have loved me, some still do
Some know what I mean when I say Lago Atitlan
And mushrooms and E and the evergreen bud
Granddaddy Purple, Silver Haze, and Bubblegum
Some would like to, some would not
In Hollywood, who would stop?
Some saw me in Peking, others in Toronto
Atlanta, Vancouver, Seattle, and the Singapore Sling
Yes, it's red, at the Raffle Hotel
Some heard me hum a Cat Stevens tune in the streets of Kathmandu
Others heard me shout hope into the rock of Grand Canyon
Nobody heard me cry tears over you
Nobody
Silent tears for my children, year after year
I've been wrong, I've been right, I've been left, but not right
I've been here, I've been there, on a big roundabout
Now I'm home, so close to home, as I ever have been
Memories of Stockholm, of Bangkok, of the Andaman Sea
Of black and white beaches on the island of Bali
Of rickshaws and butterflies on Penang Island
And a slim Malay cowboy named Jim
People and faces everywhere I've been
Millions of you I must have seen
Not only faces but nature too
Olympian rainforest, parrot fish, and the foothills of Tucson
Thanks for Smokey Robinson in your convertible, Tony
Hawaiian islands and the coast of the Algarve
Stunning architecture in Sydney, Delhi and on the Chicago River
Some may have seen me in Zihuatenejo or on Ixtapa Island
Not so tall, but quite shy and lovely like Astrud
Others saw me on the cliffs of Acapulco, not diving
Some may have seen me on a pier in San Diego
Others found me sleeping in my car along route 66
Some may have seen me by the royal palace in Oslo
Others heard me sharing the possibilities of life
In Marrakech, Madrid, Sevilla, Gibraltar, and Fez
Some may have touched me with healing hands
The Cobra Shaman with rocks and aroma
Others were neighbors in a modern dark age hamlet
For all who have known me
For all who once met me
For all who have seen me
Know that I am grateful
Know that I am here
For a while longer
And I have stories to tell
And places to go
So sleep now you strangers
Sleep deep and dream
Of the places that are
And the people that have been
And of every thought, feeling and sight in between
This is my diamond shaped life
As some of you have seen
Photos: Jessica Darnell, Trond Ueland
Knowing your own DARKNESS is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people.
One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of LIGHT, but by making the darkness CONSCIOUS.
The most terrifying thing is to ACCEPT oneself completely.
Your VISIONS will become clear only when you can look into your own HEART.
Who looks outside, dreams
Who looks inside, awakes
— Carl Jung
EXPERIENCE
Involuntary psychiatric treatment including leather straps and forced injections and solitary confinement. (tvangsbehandling)
Child welfare persecution (barnevernet)
Abduction
Attempted rape
Physical violence by stranger
Verbal abuse inside marriage
Separated physically from my children by representatives of the patriarchy
Robbed
Jailed (US, Mexico, Norway?)
Are we good now? I have more.
Take a deep breath. That was DARK. Breathe out.
Now LIGHT ❤️✌️
Jumped in a parachute from 15 000 feet above Monterey Bay in California. Guess how many seconds of free falling? (Hi Tom Petty) 60
Walked barefoot into the jungle in Tulum, facing my fears of meeting a jaguar or a crocodile. Didn’t walk far :)
Crashed (unknowingly) Burning Man’s New Year’s private party at Ahau 2012. Got on top of a speaker and started dancing. PHENOMENAL PEOPLE ❤️
Ran away from psychiatric jailing multiple times. One report stated I had escaped in a waiting car 😂 Truth is I simply ran faster than the Russian ambulance driver. Wanna hear more?
STORY TIME.
I am SO ready. Been waiting for you for what seems like FOREVER.
I am on a mission. Not to Mars. But into the heart of darkness. Thank you, Marlon Brando.
My mission, OUR MISSION:
To rid the planet of evil.
No small feat, but oh my gawd have you guys provided me with INSPIRATION through your MOVIES and your MUSIC. Thank you 🙏 ❤️ I get it. Finally. Let’s make some movies and TV-shows about HEALING. Let’s GO. Rocket fire.
From Tønsberg with LOVE
-LENA
I know fear ;)
And I can scare the living daylights out of anyone or anything. BOO. With my energy. Laser. “Be the FORCE” Hi Trekkies, you’re gonna love my Galactics art!
I am ALSO super NICE. Just ask Mike Shannon (Villain in Superman movie around 2013). Or an old Native American man who was down and out who told me the police had charged him with ‘hamburger molestation’. Harassed him. Shameful behavior by those whose JOB it is to PROTECT AND SERVE THE PEOPLE. “You’re FIRED!” Go home and do some work on yourself. Better yet, join a group in your neigborhood that is healing together. Lots of stories to be shared.
That old man also told me of a story of a white female on a mountain top. Check out the blanket I designed for my Native American friends a few years ago:
THANK YOU
I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS FEELING BLUE IN HOLLYWOOD MANY YEARS AGO:
Thank you Aaron. I have a need to be left alone. I am too much.
I do not belong in this world. I am not of this world. I come from the future to bring good news but am in shock over how bad things are here in the past. Unfathomable suffering as far as the eye can see. You were right about one thing: I need protection. But I already have protection. I am protected because my life is to be a message. I write online so that my teachings can one day be shared. If you believe this, then you are not human: Suffering is imaginary. I am a video character. An avatar. And if you believe the below, then your fate is written in stone, your life and your existence predetermined. Do nothing, be everything.